2003-12-19 - 3:21 a.m.
It is early, and i want to go to bed. But obligation dictates that I at least add something.
I have made this diary, for one explicit purpose, to amuse someone. I hope that it works. Perhaps, in time, I might actually add something worthwhile, but until then, that's it.
Seeing as I am here now though, I might as well try to add something of worth. A mildly amusing tale.
I went to a restuarant recently in St. Marys. A girl I recognized from somewhere was working and with my shotty memory, I could not for the life of me recall from where. It bothered me for the whole hour we were there. Where did I know that face from? Finally, my companion mentioned that the girl in question had a nice butt. So, with that in the air, I had to look. But this also inspired the train of thoughts here mentioned. My former roommate at college in Valdosta, a good two hour drive. A man, who told by him, had impeccable taste in women, and loved to judge women by the physical attractiveness. That thought led to a thought of him commenting on women's bottoms. Which then went on to numerous nights of drinking and carousing, and the places we worked. Continuing to a short stint at Applebee's and his infatuation with a girl there with a particularly nice ass.
After all those thoughts, I realized, I knew that ass, and it turned out to belong to the very same chick. Curious how one man's fascination with an ass helps me to remember people. I will try to find alternative methods of remembering people as my blunt demeanor and remembering people solely by their rears seems to be a path to destruction, or at the very least, unhappy boyfriends.
